My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad
don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry
*plans life around having a rich significant other*
introducing myself in the first day of school